Well, I came across this website called Chuck Norris Facts that cracks me up. Apparently, I am late on the bandwagon on this because it's been around since 2005. Chuck Norris Facts contains many satirical "facts" that focus largely on about Norris' toughness. Here's a small sample, but I encourage you to visit the site for many more, as well a the favorites picked out by the man, himself.
- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
- Chuck Norris CAN eat just one Lay's potato chip.
- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Chuck Norris CAN kill two stones with one bird.